{"id":2059,"date":"2013-01-17T16:22:05","date_gmt":"2013-01-18T00:22:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skipsjoberg.com\/embow\/?p=2059"},"modified":"2019-06-09T06:27:26","modified_gmt":"2019-06-09T13:27:26","slug":"fat-kev-embows-biggest-bust","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/skipsjoberg.com\/embow\/fat-kev-embows-biggest-bust\/","title":{"rendered":"Fat Kev: EMBOW&#8217;s Biggest Bust?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He was our number one draft pick in 1995.  Graduate of <a href=\"http:\/\/thedirty.com\/2011\/11\/sdsu-has-the-hottest-girls-period\/\" target=\"_blank\">SDSU<\/a>, played tight end at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.campusgirlsusa.com\/galleryland09.php?gid=1\" target=\"_blank\">Florida State<\/a> under Bobby Bowden, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2012\/11\/30\/us\/harvard-kinky-sex-club\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">Harvard<\/a> graduate school&#8211;he clearly had the skill-set to take this organization to the next level.  Most of the EMBOW pundits projected him to send 10 to 13 investment-related emails a year (10 to 13 above the club average) and propose 1 stock purchase over his career (1 above the average).<\/p>\n<p>In the 18 years our beloved Fat Kev has been with the <del datetime=\"2013-01-17T23:03:29+00:00\">club<\/del> cartel, he has done a total 43 minutes worth of work (35 of those minutes were spent misspelling &#8220;Discipline&#8221; on the paddle).  In that time he has made more than $146,000.<\/p>\n<p>Biggest bust?  You be the judge. <\/p>\n<p>(Sure Dave Eick hasn&#8217;t done even half as much work as Kev, but he&#8217;s writing a pilot starring &#8220;Skip Rahill&#8221;, so he gets a pass.  We need more Dave Eick&#8217;s in this <del datetime=\"2013-01-18T02:15:35+00:00\">club<\/del> consortium.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He was our number one draft pick in 1995. Graduate of SDSU, played tight end at Florida State under Bobby Bowden, Harvard graduate school&#8211;he clearly had the skill-set to take this organization to the next level. Most of the EMBOW &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/skipsjoberg.com\/embow\/fat-kev-embows-biggest-bust\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2078,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/skipsjoberg.com\/embow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2059"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/skipsjoberg.com\/embow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/skipsjoberg.com\/embow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skipsjoberg.com\/embow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skipsjoberg.com\/embow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2059"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/skipsjoberg.com\/embow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1006708,"href":"http:\/\/skipsjoberg.com\/embow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2059\/revisions\/1006708"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skipsjoberg.com\/embow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/skipsjoberg.com\/embow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skipsjoberg.com\/embow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/skipsjoberg.com\/embow\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}